10 Funny Political Quotes to Make Your Day Better

08/06/2017

Political cycles are what our political life, or the entire of our lives, truly rotates around. Take a look at this link to perceive what some of well known individuals from political sphere of life have said. It can appear at times that people are the ones who roll out the change, however, in reality, it is the politicians who truly pull every strings, and play with our lives.

Possibly it is not in human instinct to think on a larger scale and make a move straightforwardly, rather than effectively revoking their rights given to some lousy representatives and rich daddy-boys and girls. Who knows? One can dare to dream that one day humankind will end up plainly cognizant about itself and need to provide solution to the requirements of all people. Until at that point, we are left in "great and capable" hands of politicians.

Outside of USA, particularly in England, they truly know how to take political diversion to a more elevated groundst. I love to discuss about nation which has REALLY funny political parties with names such as "Adam Lyal's Witchery Tour Party", "Church of the Militant Elvis Party" (otherwise called the Bus Pass Elvis Party), "Demise, Dungeons and Taxes Party" or "Authority Monster Raving Loony Party". Or, the best one "Miss Great Britain Party" - I love that one!

So, to be on a funny side of it, I've collected some of the best political quotes around. On the off chance that you differ and think that there are better, more entertaining, more popular political quotes out there, make certain to share. I've collected twelve of clever political quotes articles before I composed this post, just to ensure this is truly my best decision. You can check some of those here: https://funnypoliticalquotes.angelfire.com/

Thus, right away, here is my decision of the most well known and humorous political quotes, the entertaining ones:

  • The question is why are politicians so eager to be president? What is it about the job that makes it worth revealing on national television that you have the ethical standards of a slime-coated piece of industrial waste? - Dave Barry
  • I remember when I first came to Washington. For the first six months you wonder how the hell you ever got here. For the next six months you wonder how the hell the rest of them ever got here. - Harry S. Truman
  • All the ills of mankind, all the tragic misfortunes that fill the history books, all the political blunders, all the failures of the great leaders have arisen merely from a lack of skill at dancing. - Moliere
  • A politician never forgets the precarious nature of elective life. We have never established a practice of tenure in public office. - Hubert H. Humphrey
  • We get what we deserve. They are our elected officials. - George Carlin
  • Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies. - Groucho Marx
  • Politicians and diapers should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason. - Mark Twain
  • If you want to study the social and political history of modern nations study hell. - Thomas Merton
  • It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first. - Ronald Raegan
  • If you want to study the social and political history of modern nations study hell. - Thomas Merton

So here they are. Did you like them? Do you want to read more funny political quotes? Let me know in the comments what you think.